" dress rehearsal "

 [ "dress rehearsal" ]

1: dry humping, going through the motions of sex without all that pesky penetration. there must be at least one type of fabric separating the required genitals at all times. no contact!

  * e.g.,  ... guy: you get some last night? 

 [ "dress rehearsal" ]

1: where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.

  * e.g.,  ... bad dress rehearsal, good show 

 [ "NASA Dress Rehearsal" ]

1: When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.

  * e.g.,  ... I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days…